Flat Tummy 3 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 17 months ago

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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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konifur Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 11:45 PM 25,364 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

oh sweets,you are naughty at times.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:39 AM 8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I aim to please !! Why do you think they call me Sweets??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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vickyizamofo Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:26 AM 5,747 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

i souport publik edekasion

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