Flat Belly 6 comments | Posted by ramrock 40 months ago

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Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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minodude Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 05:59 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

they were inflating dad's bed for the kitchen floor?

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Lord-Bates Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 09:00 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

thats such a dead man! good joke

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konifur Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 04:35 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

thats why it called a BJ.
thats why i got a fat belly.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Bamber Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 06:23 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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So it's nothing to do with beer then? Thank god for that - I can keep on drinking.

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capttomguam Posted on Nov 03, 2006 at 07:29 PM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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"BAMBER" You can keep on drinking even while getting a B.J.!!! Just hope the top of her head is flat so you can set your beer mug down!!!

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ressurection666 Posted on May 02, 2007 at 12:51 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

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