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Facts About Love Making
10 comments | Posted by bkvestal 41 months ago
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up! just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 11:22 AM
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Funny.

All my life, I've been told that sex can kill you &/or ruin your life.

And it can, if you're not extremely careful.


(This comment was modified on Feb 07, 2007 11:24 AM)

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 12:47 PM
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Wow.......I guess the "headache" doesn't work any more

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 12:49 PM
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I call bullshit, on that one.

Ever have sex with a headache ?
It fucking hurts !



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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 12:58 PM
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lol....actually i have. but i'm a guy. i'd have sex while getting a root canal.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 01:04 PM
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MEN ...


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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 01:22 PM
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While I dont think sex is any type of cure all, it sure as shit can't hurt. Well, maybe a little if you're doing it right.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 02:54 PM
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While that may cover "love" making .. wheres the chart that covers shove and spew?


 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 05:04 PM
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i can attest to some of this stuff. when i was with my last girlfriend i dropped like 2 jeans sizes.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 07:01 PM
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i have to disagree with #4

you do need a special sneaker (unless you want kids/stds)

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View Profile for DivanteeDivantee
Posted on Feb 08, 2007 at 12:14 AM
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it wont hurt to see if those are true


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