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Expectations From Age 22 To 72
6 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 35 months ago
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What a Woman Wants in a Man

What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
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1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
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1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
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1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
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1. Breathing

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Mar 10, 2007 at 01:48 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
at 72, wouldnt they want a nice young man to walk them around the shelter?

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Mar 10, 2007 at 03:01 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
It is so fun getting old!! Thanks for what to look forward to!

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Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 07:57 AM
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I fully intend to grow old disgracefully!

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Mar 10, 2007 at 10:28 AM
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i just want a man!!!!!!

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View Profile for shadk1shadk1
Posted on Mar 13, 2007 at 02:50 AM
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Well, who wants to live to be ninety? I don't know, but let's ask someone who's eighty nine...


 
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Posted on Apr 30, 2007 at 08:22 AM
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