Colonoscopy Remarks... 8 comments | Posted by alex657684 34 months ago

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An physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

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videophotog Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 09:34 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

LOL write a note to my wife!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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minodude Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 09:39 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

im amazed how some people can keep their cool with a tube up their butt

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Token Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 12:47 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

I had that done in December. They give you drugs.
You might say anything. I don't recall any part of it, and was out of it for quite awhile after.
They puff air into you, so you do alot of farting after in the recovery area.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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bigster Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 03:02 AM 2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

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sounds more like a date rape

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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konifur Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 01:54 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

what i would do is grab the docs bollocks and say," we ain't gonna hurt each other are we."

TIP...
do the same to the denist as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bigster Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 04:31 AM 2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

hey doctor, did you find my pet gerbil yet?

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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Gatorbait Posted on Apr 11, 2007 at 04:55 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

"Let me know if you find my dignity" Now THATS funny

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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ressurection666 Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 07:48 AM 1,741 tokens, 1.95 days wasted

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

www.myspace.com/mtnaylor

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