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Cardiologist's Funeral
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> A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
> covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
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> eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
> closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
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> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
> stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
> funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."
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> The proctologist fainted.
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