Cannibal Restaurant 6 comments | Posted by Bamber 30 months ago

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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quEEny Posted on Aug 15, 2007 at 01:34 PM 8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

and i'm a democrat!!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

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Frank-J Posted on Aug 15, 2007 at 06:51 PM 1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

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you excepted.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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quEEny Posted on Aug 16, 2007 at 07:24 AM 8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

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back at u!!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

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psychomatt Posted on Aug 15, 2007 at 07:32 PM 127 tokens, 2.69 days wasted

I love it!!!

Awesome!!!

I do not agree with a word that you say, but will defend to the death your right
to say it.
--falsely attributed to Voltaire, but likely a statement he would have agreed
with.

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konifur Posted on Aug 16, 2007 at 08:09 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

it`s lucky i am not on the menu.it would take all day to clean me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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wesmccann Posted on Aug 16, 2007 at 10:28 AM 267 tokens, 3.19 days wasted

Grilled Republican, Baked Democrat, who cares? All politicians are full of shit, and most are awful human beings too.

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