Three women who were friends in high school have returned to
their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch
together.
Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear
that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French
Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a
superior demeanor.
The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new
Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you,
we don't have much money and we don't have many material
possessions, but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder
on my husband's erect penis."
After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and
says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying
to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera
we're going to my parent's house for two weeks."
The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be
honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me
a Taurus."
"Well," the third woman says, "I've got a confession to make.
Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."
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