Best Come Back Line Ever

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Best Come Back Line Ever
8 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 33 months ago

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>> >>>This was apparently in the Washington Post - the title of which was,
>> >>>"Best
>> >>>Come Back Line Ever."
>> >>>In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male
>> >>>resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
>> >>>Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
>> >>>indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
>> >>>on
>> >>>Monday.
>> >>>The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
>> >>>decided
>> >>>to
>> >>>stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was
>> >>>no
>> >>>one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a
>> >>>phone interview.
>> >>>Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road
>> >>>picked
>> >>>out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole
> in
>> >>>it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
>> >>>"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
>> >>>embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a
>> >>>Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
>> >>>until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>> >>>"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
> "I
>> >>>walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away at this
>> >>>pumpkin."
>> >>>Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
> "I
>> >>>just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
>> >>>having sex with a pumpkin?'
>> >>>He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
> looked
>> >>>me straight in the face and said,
>> >>>"A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight already?"

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minodude
Posted on May 10, 2007 at 03:57 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

but it didnt get him out of jail

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 10, 2007 at 05:10 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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got him sent to his cell tho!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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holycrap92
Posted on May 11, 2007 at 12:52 AM
194 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

funny. I never knew Cinderella was so dirty.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
those people are the biggest hypocrites second only to the politicians.

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