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7 comments | Posted by konifur 41 months ago

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said to mummy polar," mummy,am i a polar bear." mummy polar bear replied,"yes son ,of course you are, you are covered in white fur you are definitely a polar bear."
baby polar bear then said to daddy polar bear," daddy,am i really a polar bear." daddy polar bear replied."you sure are son,you have white fur you live in the Antarctic, what makes you ask." baby polar bear said to daddy polar bear." well it`s just that, i`m fucking freezing."

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cyprussbaby07
Posted on Feb 05, 2007 at 02:48 PM
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Hmm.... well if he's a polar bear, dad's a polar bear and mom's a polar bear.... and they are all cold, why don't they go to Mexico.... sure they can't drink the water but hey... its better than freezingto death...

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konifur
Posted on Feb 06, 2007 at 02:58 AM
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thats what i would do myself.
but would polar bears not stand out a bit in mexico.
unless the shed their fur and walk about in the nude.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Feb 05, 2007 at 06:32 PM
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well, i wouldn't be tacoman5000 if i didn't put in a bit of biological info here...a polar bear's fur is not actually white. it's clear. *shock awe and amazement*

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

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that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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hunnybunny
Posted on Feb 06, 2007 at 06:51 AM
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erm so why does it seem white (come on someone just had to ask the question)

BTW where have you been not seen you in ages, i have missed the info

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Feb 06, 2007 at 01:31 PM
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i'm not 100% sure. i think it's mostly from layering and reflections and other not-so-complicated-but-ha rd-for-me-to-grasp reasons.

i was missed? shocking. lost internet for a while. i'll do my best to be informative in the near future.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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videophotog
Posted on Feb 06, 2007 at 03:29 AM
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If it were a polar bear it wouldn't be talking!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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baby_boy
Posted on Jun 29, 2007 at 05:35 AM
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there is no polar bears in the Antarctic! that's why it is called Antarctic, as opposite to the Arctic, which means land of bears.

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didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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