Australian Love Poem 2 comments | Posted by konifur 17 months ago

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Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

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Bamber Posted on Aug 13, 2007 at 05:12 AM 12,412 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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capttomguam Posted on Aug 19, 2007 at 04:25 AM 2,975 tokens, 2.17 weeks wasted

That's not just Australin!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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