Attorney Car Trouble

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Attorney Car Trouble
9 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 30 months ago

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An attorney was driving through the countryside when his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his surprise it started, and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair. To celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window, hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour would put it out.

He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for an illegal use of a firearm.

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Frank-J
Posted on Aug 11, 2007 at 01:56 PM
1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

Who is he going to sue?

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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Frank-J
Posted on Aug 11, 2007 at 02:35 PM
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The practial side of me says that feeding a fire that much air would turn it into a real torch

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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minodude
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 08:45 PM
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Comment in reply to Frank-J's original comment

no, its like blowing out a candle

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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lsalzer
Posted on Aug 11, 2007 at 09:37 PM
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the practical side of me asks why the cop didn't try to help him put the fire out on his arm?

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 02:08 AM
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Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment

because he is a lawyer and nobody is supposed to like lawyers.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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lsalzer
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 10:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

well I guess thats true, unless of course he was representing me for say a couple of million?!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 04:45 PM
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Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment

Well if you want 2 million, better try 3, cause he's gonna keep a third......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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lsalzer
Posted on Aug 12, 2007 at 08:00 PM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

well yes thats true, but I guess 1 million would be good for me, hell a half would be great!!