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Another Really Bad Joke
5 comments | Posted by quEEny 33 months ago

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"ALCOHOL IS BAD FOR YOUR LEGS"

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread."

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konifur
Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 12:59 AM
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the waiter came up to us and said," i am having a bad day, my wife is always bitching on at me, my boss is always on my back...." i said to my wife," take no notice of him he is just the wine waiter."

NOW THATS A BAD JOKE.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:19 AM
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True story:

About 20 years ago, not long after I first moved to Devon, I was in my local with a couple of friends. It was late autumn and the weather wasn't very good, so only the three of us were at the bar chatting to George, the landlord. A stranger walked in , took of his raincoat and walked up to the bar:

George: "Good evening sir, what would you like?"
Customer: "A Grouse, please"
George: "You won't believe the day I've had! When I got out of bed I stubbed my toe. The milk was off, so I couldn't have a cup of tea. The cellar was flooded..."

George went on like this for about five minutes before saying "... and would you like anything to drink, sir?"

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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minodude
Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:27 AM
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british humor

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 02:52 AM
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Grouse (or more correctly, The Famous Grouse) is a blended Scotch Whisky.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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minodude
Posted on Aug 22, 2007 at 03:08 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

british humor

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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