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Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.



Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.



The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.



No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.



Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.



You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.



The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.



The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.



A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's firstflight.



American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.



Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.



Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.



The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.



Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.



The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.



Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.



Marilyn Monroe had six toes.



All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.



Walt Disney was afraid of mice.



Pearls melt in vinegar.



Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.



The three most valuable brand names on earth are: Marlboro,Coca-Cola,andBudweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.



A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.



The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight



staircases.



Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."



The second was William Jefferson Clinton.



Turtles can breathe through their butts



Butterflies taste with their feet.



In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world nuclear weapons combined.



On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens everyyear.



On average people fear spiders more than they do death.



Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.



Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.



Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.



Women blink nearly twice as much as men.



It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.



The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.



A snail can sleep for three years.



No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH.



"Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!



The electric chair was invented by a dentist.



All polar bears are left handed.



In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.



"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.



If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.



A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.



The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.



Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.



Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.



Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know.



They will get a kick out of it !!(PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow????)

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 10:09 AM
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Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thats because they are made of calcium. Vinegar is an acid.

Same thing happens to an egg dropped in vinegar. The shell becomes soft and you can drop it through a narrow bottle neck.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 12:44 PM
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wouldn't it dissolve, not melt?

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 10:24 AM
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no i didnt try to lick my elbow







i tried that last week

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Jun 13, 2007 at 03:14 AM
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kinky

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Jun 13, 2007 at 09:37 AM
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if ya like

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 12:45 PM
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a ducks quack does echo........

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View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 12:54 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Obviously not a duck hunter. You'll never hear a duck's quack echo in the outdoors. You will hear ducks responding to each other, though.

Now, in a sound lab, anything is possible.


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 12:55 PM
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you won't hear it because it is too low a frequency for humans to hear.......

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View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 01:01 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

So if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does George Bush become popular again?

I stand corrected...No duck will ever make an echo that any human will hear (without enhancements).


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 12, 2007 at 01:13 PM
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i tihnk it would be better if the tree fell on Bush and nobody was around to help.....

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Jun 13, 2007 at 03:15 AM
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does an apple really wake you up better then coffee? i've always wondered if it was true...but never tried it

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Jun 13, 2007 at 02:35 PM
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Turtles can breathe through their butts


does that mean they can talk through thier butts too?


 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Jun 13, 2007 at 06:10 PM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

they can but only shit comes out

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