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11 comments | Posted by joe 69 months ago
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A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

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Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 09:33 AM
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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

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Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 11:02 AM
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Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
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Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 08:39 AM
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heartless bastard!!!!! funny tho!!

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Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 09:09 AM
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Well eat my weeds, whatta jerk...

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Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 04:19 AM
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talk about having a belly ache!

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Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:28 PM
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What a nice jerk.

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Posted on Jan 16, 2006 at 12:38 AM
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hahahahahaha

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ALL HAIL THE SPANK

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Apr 07, 2006 at 06:41 AM
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thats just stupin.
grass gives you no nourishment.
whatsoever.


 
View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 11:30 AM
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Lalalala...

 
View Profile for SaintJimmySaintJimmy
Posted on Jun 10, 2006 at 08:59 PM
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why do i see a black eye in the rich mans neasr future


 
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Posted on Jul 04, 2006 at 03:27 PM
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that guy is a real asshat

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