A boy and his family went fishing and caught a lot of fish. They take them home and have some for dinner. The father thought they were so good, that he said, "Those were the best sons-of-bitches I've ever tasted! Maybe we should take some to the priest!"
The next day the boy goes to the priest of their church and says, "Father, you gotta try these fish! They're the best sons-of-bitches you've ever eaten!"
The priest is shocked by the little boys language and says, "In all my years working as a priest in the house of God, I've never heard so vile language!"
The boy responds, "No, it's ok father, that's just the name of the fish!"
The priest then replied, "Well, I if that's the name of the fish, I guess that's ok. I'll take some home and try it!"
He takes some of the fish home with him, has it for dinner and finds that they are indeed the best fish he'd ever eaten. So much so that the invites the bishop over for dinner the next night
After dinner with the bishop, the priest says, "Those were the best sons-of-bitches I've ever eaten!"
The bishop turned to him and said, "I've known you for 20 years and I've never heard you speak like that!"
The priest replied, "It's ok, that's just the name of the fish!"
The bishop says, "Well, if that's the name of the fish, I guess that's ok. Say, the Pope is coming over for dinner next Sunday. Can we get some more fish? I'm sure he'll enjoy them as much as we did."
The following Sunday after dinner, the priest says, "Boy if those weren't the best sons-of-bitches I've ever had."
The bishop says, "Those were indeed the best sons-of-bitches I've ever eaten!"
The Pope sets down his knife and fork, turns to the priest and bishop and says, "You know, you mother-fuckers are alright!"
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