Little Girls Say The Darnest Things 17 comments | Posted by joe 69 months ago

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A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

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aerozeppelin13 Posted on Mar 31, 2005 at 01:37 PM 2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

funny very funny

hey

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aerozeppelin13 Posted on Jun 20, 2005 at 08:24 PM 2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

this is a pretty cool joke

(This comment was modified on Jul 13, 2005 05:29 PM)

hey

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Mr. Incredible Posted on Aug 08, 2005 at 10:42 PM 656 tokens, 1.34 days wasted

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yea that made me laugh too.

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

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likeaneagle Posted on Aug 28, 2005 at 11:45 PM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

kids can get away anything!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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onlyonehbm Posted on Oct 22, 2005 at 11:00 PM 54 tokens, 5.07 hours wasted

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If I told you once, I told you a million times!!!

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MRB Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 09:29 AM 1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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PandieKray Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 10:58 AM 2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

awwwwwwwww kids

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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aph21 Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 02:26 AM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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hunnybunny Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 08:33 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Are'nt kids the sweetest thing, except when they say things to the wrong people

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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weezel Posted on May 13, 2006 at 11:23 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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yes

Lalalala...

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wes Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 08:51 AM 6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

That little snot is starting young!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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IceMan22X Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 03:12 AM 222 tokens, 17.93 hours wasted

cute little shit.

...and then there came yagger!

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kat Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:11 PM 819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

The innocence of a child. This is how they learn. That is so cute.

Live and Let Live

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Dec 12, 2005 at 10:08 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Thats very cute!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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SaintJimmy Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 02:42 PM 692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

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Lokireloaded Posted on Apr 07, 2006 at 06:35 AM 1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

RIIIIIGHT!
not funny.

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 04, 2006 at 03:24 PM 2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

darned uppity whipper snappers!

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Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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