Mickey Mouse wakes up one early December morning, goes to his balcony window and is delighted to see a new fresh layer of snow. When he steps out onto the balcony to further admire the view, he see directly below that someone had urinated "Mickey sucks" in the snow. As one might imagine, he is incensed. He immediately returns inside, gets on the phone, calls security and demands that they find out who did this by the end of the day.
At the end of the day Mickey meets with the head of security. "Mr. Mouse, we had a forensic team come in and had them analyze the urine. I'm sorry to have to tell you that the results came back implicating that the perpetrator is . . . Goofy."
"What!", Mickey screams, "Why that ungrateful SOB! I'm the one that gave him his big chance. If it wasn't for me, he'd wouldn't be where he is today. Have him fired and escorted off the grounds immediately. And see to it that he's blackballed from the industry - he works for no one associated in animation. Got it?!"
"Yes sir, Mr. Mouse sir, we'll get right on it.", replied the security boss. "Um, sir, there is one more thing you should know", he hesitated.
"What? What is it?"
"Um, well sir, it appears that it was done in Minnie's handwriting."
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