Two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A family of cannibals were at the dinner table when the brother says, "Mommy, I hate my little sister!"
To which mom replies, "Well, just eat your mashed potatoes then."
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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late for dinner? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
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Two cannibals talking one day and one says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "That's your problem ... those are FRIARS!"
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