A man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor. After the election results were in, a horde of reporters surrounded him and began asking him questions on how he won.
A young reporter walked up to him and said, "Mr. Mayor, I understand that you used a basic grass-roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of hands, and kissed lots of babies. I even heard that you kissed a parakeet."
The Mayor replied, "That's right young man. I brought the campaign to the people, but I must correct you on one point - I did not kiss a parakeet...
I kissed a cock-or-two."
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A bird sings not because he knows a song.....
But because he has a song to sing.