Thursday Groaners 4 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy3 11 months ago

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Q: Why do farts stink?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psycho Path
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How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's
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What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick
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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.
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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko..
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What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?
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Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog
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What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.
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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile ! hehehehehehehe

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Frank-J Posted on Jan 15, 2009 at 06:08 PM 1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

Most of them made me grin

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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Bamber Posted on Jan 16, 2009 at 12:33 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Another proper groaner selection.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Jan 16, 2009 at 05:42 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

well i`m flabbercasted those flabberd my casted,what can i say, they tickled my funny bone.

not bad coming from a red head

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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likeaneagle Posted on Jan 17, 2009 at 04:37 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

lol! good one sis!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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