A Little Song For Sweets... 5 comments | Posted by konifur 11 months ago

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MY SISTER


(Phorr, there's something funny round `ere. What is it?
Oh, it's you... come `ere and sit down.
You're gonna `ave the truth told about you and put on record.
`Ere, please do not sit too close to me, I've just `ad my breakfast,
thank you.)
OK THIS IS THE SONG.....


Who put salt in the sugar bowl? Who put fireworks in the coal?
Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole? My Sister!
Who put jam in mother's shoe? Who made real caterpillar stew?
Who locked Grandad in the loo?... My sister!
My sister said it wasn't she, who put shampoo in Grandma's tea
My sister said that it was me
(my sister's rotten.)
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall? Who put soot in the baby's
ball?
Who drew things on the garden wall?... My sister!
Whose pet mouse made Auntie shriek? Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
What clever dick was sick for a week? My sister!
Who keeps maggots in a tin? Plays the twist on the violin?
Who's been gettin' at the gin?... My sister!
He looks just like a chimney sweep, but dirt, they say, is just skin
deep.

(I know she's good when she's asleep. But you don't know what she's
dreaming about do ya?)

Who wouldn't mind if I ride her bike? Who let's me shoot her gun if
I like?
my sister.

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Bamber Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 12:26 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I wonder where you got that from.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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Bamber Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 12:26 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I wonder where you got that from.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 12:37 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!i was gonna take credit for that.
our friends across the pond probably never heard of it.
but yes you once again correct.but i tweaked it a bit.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Prey Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 05:09 AM 1,056 tokens, 1.97 weeks wasted

And the missing lines are.....

You wanna see what she drew. Phorr, what a surprise.
Nobody knew what it was really, but everybody ‘ad a jolly good idea.
An’ she wrote slogans. “Down with young mothers”, that was one.
‘Cos she don’t think my mum knows ‘ow to brings us up right. I don’t think so either.
You know, every night when we’re wide awake, she make us go to bed.
And then in the morning when we’re fast asleep, she makes us get up.


Who says I’m best at - football, ludo, snakes & ladders, ‘ide & seek,
Chasin’ each other up an’ down the garden, pinching little girls up the ‘igh street.
Well, she’s gotta say I’m best, ‘cos I’m bigger than she is
An’ if she don’t say I’m best at everything, I’ll bash ‘er. Ha Ha.
My lovely, lovely sister.


Come on, come on mate, let’s get you out of ‘ere before you fall down the ‘ole in the middle.
Come on, give us yer ‘and, we’re gonna walk …..
‘Ere, ‘ere, what ‘ave you ‘ad in yer ‘and? ‘Ave yer? Phooooooooorr!!

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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konifur Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 05:13 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i know but it made it to long.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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