Twins? 3 comments | Posted by Heywood 11 months ago

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

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konifur Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 01:26 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

some bloke probably just jizzed on her shoes in a night club and the flies did the rest.
oh well my room needs cleaning anyway.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Celeste Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 11:07 PM 939 tokens, 1.23 weeks wasted

I thought you were making an announcement!!!

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

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aph21 Posted on Jan 11, 2009 at 05:59 PM 9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Poor kids will be scarred for life cuz of their mom!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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