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9 comments | Posted by Heywood 11 months ago
Konifurs Angry Rant
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It was my first time skydiving and I told the instructor that I was nervous. "Well, that's certainly understandable. But look, see that guy over there? He's dived before and he's blind."

Well, that got me to feeling a little less nervous. But once my chute was packed and as I was boarding the plane I started to get butterflies again. So on the way up, I decided to talk to the blind man.

"I understand you've dived before. If you don't mind me asking, how does a blind person do it?"

"Well, it's not all that difficult, really. I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered "Oh, that's easy enough. The dog's leash goes slack."

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yeah, real funny, I thought. But when the time came and he jumped out, I really got jittery all over again. I didn't know German Shepherds could scream!!!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 03:38 AM
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" I didn't know German Shepherds could scream!!!"
only if it was England he was flying over.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
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Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 03:22 AM
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because of the raving success they had? If hitler hadnt broken the molotov-ribbentrop pact with operation barbarossa, and instead kept his focus on Britain, not even the spitfire or (the main reason for its success) the Rolls Royce V-12 Merlin would have been able to stop the bf109s and the Luftwaffe's bombing runs, not to mention the V1s. And if Hitler actually mobolized more of his navy instead of just the U-boats he could have successfully blockaded Britain from America, which would have allowed him to easily take Britain in a classic pincher maneuver. And if Hitler had gotten tanks on Britain, either with a beach head or gliders, the British had NOTHING to stop the axis tanks (including shermans, which very few were actually in England), which would have rushed through England and finally united the entire United Kingdom.

With Britain out of the way, Hitler could refocus on Africa, send his navy to barricade the straight of gibraltar, then send the navy and V2s to America, and finally surround russia and hit it with a joint attack

or atleast thats how i wouldve done it...

(This comment was modified on Jan 10, 2009 03:33 AM)

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View Profile for HeywoodHeywood
Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 05:42 AM
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Wow minodude, I'm impressed. Thanks for furthering my education. I've been watching the History Channel for a few years now and it's downright scary how close Hitler actually was to accomplishing his goal.

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Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 08:50 PM
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thank god he became too overambitious in the 40s

along with a few other reasons

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 07:02 AM
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a lot of BLOODY "IF`S "amongst that lot wasn`t there.

IF i put the lottery on and IF i won millions i would be a millionaire but i don`t so i didn`t so i am not.

SHEESH young dudes

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 08:49 PM
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facts: before the spitfire V, the bf109s definitly had the advantage in fighter planes, and even after the V it was only debatable which was better

and the reason the luftwaffe stopped the battle of britain was because of the starting of the war on the eastern front, not because of the fighting in britain

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 11, 2009 at 01:29 AM
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the krauts got there assed kicked twice ...end of.

if the bastards want to try again, they will get their asses kicked a 3rd time.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 11, 2009 at 02:34 AM
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but they didn't get their asses kicked by the british (WWI: see battle of the somme, bloodiest day in british history, WWII: see battle of britain and africa) until the americans came to help out

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 11, 2009 at 02:42 AM
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yeah yeah yeah
until pearl harbour you lot did not want to know.
i have heard this so many time over.yes you came in eventually and helped us win but you can`t sit there and take ALL the glory like Hollywood tries to tell everyone.

the trouble is a few of you young Americans is they think that America is IT and everyone else is SHIT.it is a big world out there and a beautiful one.don`t try to think you are better than everyone else just be friends with everyone regardless where they live.
get out there and travel as soon as you can afford it kid and then you will understand where i`m coming from.

(This comment was modified on Jan 11, 2009 03:10 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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