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11 comments | Posted by konifur 11 months ago
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
i got a call from my bank today(interrupting me playing on ugoto i might add) by a very well spoken lady, asking if i would like to change my bank account into a better one.this shit i was asked about 4 months ago in which i did go down to the bank in the pissing down rain and change my accounts. so i told this lady this.but she was not put off by this and she went on to ask me if i wanted to open another account where i pay £10 a fucking month for an extra insurance pile of shite, so i told her i already turned that down as well 4 months ago.so she asked me if i had any questions.i almost asked her how often she had an orgasm,but i bit my tongue and asked about internet banking instead.she told me what site to go on and how easy it was to set up HA!i told her thanks and put down the phone.about ten www dots later, i found the site.the 1st bloody thing it told me to do was to phone this fucking number.GRRRRR!so after 10 minutes of pushing numbers on my damn phone i got through to a human being.was she a well spoken lady who phoned me up, no fucking way, she was bloody Scottish with a really hard to understand accent.(sorry all jocks out there but some of you have got a difficult accent to understand, especially on the phone)so i told her what i wanted and she started asking me questions(mostly what i just answered to the fucking answering machine)at the rate of twenty questions a second in which i never understood a word of it.i asked her to speak more clearly and she did at the rate of ten questions a second then put me through to another automated freaking machine so i could get a security number and that static sounding voice asked ME for my fucking code number i did not frigging have.
so i shouted at this disembodied computerized voice to go and fuck herself then put the phone down.
sorry for going on a bit but you try and opening an on-line account.well good luck as i am not going to bother.i think i might just put all my frigging money under the damn mattress and sleep on the bastard..
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
end of rant.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 04:45 AM
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look i have been on the phone that long i have grown a spider plant out the top of my head.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 04:55 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I know the feeling. When I set up my internet banking I was asked all these dumb questions.
Why don't they display the questions you will be asked on the sign-up page so you know what information to have ready when you phone them up? THEN, even if they speak to you in Mugwumpian you will be able to answer the damned questions.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:03 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

AND ANOTHER THING!!
(You've started me off now!)
WHY IS IT that when you go into a bank at lunchtime - the only time most of us working types CAN go, so the bank is packed - the dimwit counter tellers try to sell you insurance or a credit card or some other shite - I ONLY HAVE A SHORT TIME FOR LUNCH - AND SO DO THE OTHER POOR SODS IN HERE! JUST SERVE ME SO I CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE'S WAY!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:08 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

.....AND THAT WINDING ROAD THE FUCKERS HAVE IN THE BANKS.EVEN WHEN IT`S SODDING EMPTY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE OBSTICAL COURSE.I AM SURE IT`S THERE FOR THE AMUSEMENT FOR THE BLOODY TELLERS WATCHING YOU ZIG ZAG YOUR WAY TO THEM.GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!I BET AT PARTYS THEY ALL WATCH THE SECURITY TAPES SPEEDED UP LIKE FUCKING BENNY HILL LAUGHING THEIR TITS OFF.

(This comment was modified on Jan 08, 2009 05:11 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 06:06 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment


AND ANOTHER THING...WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE GO IN, AT LUNCHTIME, TO PAY A BILL,THERE IS ONLY ONE TELLER TO TAKE PAYMENTS....WHILE THE OTHERS ARE SITTING AROUND, PLAYING ON THE COMPUTER, CHECKING THIER SCHEDUAL AND NOT EVEN ON BREAK WHILE THE LINE IS STACKED UP 7~8~10 CUSTOMERS DEEP WHEN I GOT RUDE AND DEMANDED "WTF" (alonge with numerous other customers in line) I WAS TOLD BY THIS TEENAGER (playing on computer) THAT SHE COULD NOT TAKE CASH PAYMENT! ANOTHER CUSTOMER IN LINE INQUIRED ABOUT CREDIT CARD PAYMENT AND SHE ACCEPTED HIM AND ABOUT 6 OTHERS....DAMN CASH!!!!

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 06:33 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

AND IF YOU WANT TO ASK THEM A QUESTION AFTER EVENTUALLY GET YOUR BUSNESS DONE THE USUAL REPLY IS NEXT!

BTW.after i calmed down...(oh bamber that reminds me can you send me more of those wipes)i took on board what bamber told me and went in again but this time well armed.all the numbers i needed and a Scottish phrase book.( she has an orgasm at least twice a week)lol.J/K i never really asked that but i was tempted.
BUT STILL HAVE TO WAIT 5 FRIGGING DAYS TILL I GET MY 12 DIGIT SODDING CODE NUMBER BEFORE I CAN START INTERNET BANKING.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:12 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh yes... the fucking code number you didn't have... I believe that is one you are supposed to make up for yourself.
If you got that far you were on the last step of setting up your internet bank account.

(This comment was modified on Jan 08, 2009 05:14 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:30 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

....SHE PROBABLY TOLD ME THAT IN HER FRIGGING LAUGUAGE THAT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.GRRRRRRR.
AGH FUCK IT ,I DID NOT WANT STUPID INTERNET BANKING ANYWAY.I HAVE A RIGHT MIND TO PUT SCOTS PEOPLE RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE BLOODY FRENCH.......no i will not. i have many Scottish friends most of the Scots are ok but they should not be allowed to have jobs involving phones.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdy3sweetbirdy3
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 06:41 AM
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There there Konifur,,, it will be ok,,,,, Why didn't you just let one rip into the phone??
That is what you do best, No??? I know I would mark your number off as a farter & taken your number off the phone list!! And why would you want to do banking online anyway?? to many bad people who are clever out there. Your personal info is not as safe as you think!! I would never do any online banking.. no way Hosea!!!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 07:01 AM
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ahhh man all that bother and you have to go and put me off.
it`s just to check my statement to see if my money has gone in and to flirt with the tellers.i wanted to ask the one one the phone how often she has orgasms but i did not have the balls.
now on line.............................

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 03:26 AM
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Before you waste money to open another bank account to save money (that statement right there would stop a NORMAL person from doing it, but ill explain more for you), think about this: why would the bank want to give you a better interest rate? Unless their logic is "well, we want to make less money" (which is never anyone's answer), they are trying to screw you over

and if you changed it 4 months ago, why would they want you to change it again now

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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