Thursday Groaners 7 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy3 11 months ago

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What drives a lesbian up the wall?
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A crack in the ceiling.
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A little girl came running into the house crying and
miserable. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.

"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.

Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.

The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.

"It doesn't work!" she yelled.

"What do you mean?" asked Mom.

"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister
say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand,
she can't wait to get it in cider."

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konifur Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 03:03 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

sorry sweets that 2nd one is to good to be a groaner.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 03:25 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

GREAT stuff Sweets! Extra votes on this one.

It's about time someone else came up with a good groaner.

Have a special button.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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Heywood Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 04:24 AM 797 tokens, 4.28 days wasted

I always like to dip it with thinner.

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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Bamber Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 04:31 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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* GROAN *
That's what I call joining in with Groaner Thursday.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:21 PM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Heywood if I had a prize for the Wittiest Bugga in town... you would be wearing it now

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Heywood Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:56 PM 797 tokens, 4.28 days wasted

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Thank you, I appreciate that with my entire appreciator.

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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DebzPage Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 08:40 PM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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