a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked her if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
She pondered the question...
then, finally, she said, "That was the
decision Ted Kennedy had to make when he got out of his car!"
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND COP!"
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you have already won an award today for your extreme wit.
please accept this award on behalf of blonds everywhere ( i may as well get in someones good books)....................
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)