If You Can........................ 5 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy3 11 months ago

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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him or her,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,



If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without drink,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,




...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

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Prey Posted on Jan 07, 2009 at 12:18 PM 1,056 tokens, 1.97 weeks wasted

If it wasn`t for no. 6 I`d be the house dog, probably no.4 in the hierachy.

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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minodude Posted on Jan 07, 2009 at 06:26 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

why did god make us think for ourselves

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Bamber Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 12:21 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I was doing OK until If you can relax without drink.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 01:33 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

woof woof woof woof woof woof.... hoooowl
*humps Anne's leg then humps yucca plant*
pant pant pant
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Heywood Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 05:00 AM 797 tokens, 4.28 days wasted

I like to try to live life like a dog.

If you can't hump it or eat it, piss on it and walk away!

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I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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