Talk To Your Son! ( Joke )

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Talk To Your Son! ( Joke )
4 comments | Posted by Bamber 7 months ago

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This 16 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."

"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!" says the mother.

A few hours later the father comes home and the mother says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."

Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why Mom is so mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.

"All right! That's my boy!" says Dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, about sixteen, right? Wow. That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting."

So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks Dad.

His son replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."

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nairb
Posted on Jan 01, 2009 at 10:37 AM
163 tokens, 15.2 hours wasted

oooooh, that sounded like a Wednesday joke

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Prey
Posted on Jan 01, 2009 at 10:56 PM
1,056 tokens, 1.97 weeks wasted

Setting the tone for the rest of the year, Bamber?

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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konifur
Posted on Jan 02, 2009 at 12:50 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

hell bamber now you know how i passed my GSE`S.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 02, 2009 at 03:52 AM
5,241 tokens, 1.81 weeks wasted

I guess Dad will be doing some alterations on the bike huh????

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