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Redneck Love Poem
4 comments | Posted by ursaminor 12 months ago
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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?

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View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Dec 25, 2008 at 05:20 PM
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Merry Christmas to all, And to all a good night!
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Posted on Dec 25, 2008 at 11:08 PM
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Good night Bear... stay snug and warm and we will see you in the thaw

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 26, 2008 at 02:23 AM
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* taps foot and points at watch * i have told you once go to your room and i will come and tuck you in.
oh look at those nails...i will trim those for you as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for PreyPrey
Posted on Dec 25, 2008 at 11:54 PM
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See you in the spring Ursa (or should we call you Kochab )you`re a star... well seven stars to be exact.

(This comment was modified on Dec 26, 2008 01:36 AM)

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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