The Bank Job 7 comments | Posted by konifur 12 months ago

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on monday i am going to rob a large bank.
i am going to wear a clowns wig and makeup.
wearing nothing but a pink fluffy thing and nipple tassels.
i`m going in with a tin of fluorescent paint,a shot gun and a goat on a leash.
when i get in i`m going to splash the paint on the walls then shag the goat in front of the cashiers.
then shoot the shotgun at the ceiling(well i have to it`s in the hand book)then when i have the money i`m gonna take good poop in the corner then make my get-a-way in a van shaped like a huge pink penis.
HA! lets see crimewatch stage that reconstruction.

TEE HEE.
BUT IF ANYONE ASKS...IT WASN`T ME.OK.

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DebzPage Posted on Dec 20, 2008 at 06:36 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

I dunno... if it was anyone else... I would KNOW it was a joke... but Konifur you frighten meIs it a joke?????

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capttomguam Posted on Dec 22, 2008 at 01:43 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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Sooooooo......Tell us something new!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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metalhed4200 Posted on Dec 20, 2008 at 07:29 AM 1,218 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted

don't poop, they can find your dna in the poop (from tiny little pieces of intestinal tissue that will come out with your poop) and wear a rubber when you shag the goat (so you don't impregnate it and have to pay 'kid' support due to the dna thing).

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DebzPage Posted on Dec 21, 2008 at 03:05 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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"Kid Support"Honey you are definately the wittiest person on tonight

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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capttomguam Posted on Dec 22, 2008 at 01:42 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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EZ....Dat's "BAA-AA-aa-aaaaaaaDDDD!!! !!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Dec 20, 2008 at 07:42 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Well Konni baby,,,,,, your shit might not stink,,,,,But your farts give you away!!!!!!!!!
BECAREFUL old man!!!!!

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ass, okay?
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Token Posted on Dec 21, 2008 at 02:54 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

And let's see them do it in ten seconds!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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