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(Goldielocks and the Three Bears)

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(Once upon a time there was a little girl called Goldielocks who lived in the center of a large forest with her mother and father.)

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(Once when the little girl and her parents were away, there happened to pass by three bears -- a mother bear, a daddy bear and a little baby bear.)

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(Seeing the door open, baby bear went in followed by his mother and father. The three bears wandered through Goldielock's house: they ate porridge, they sat in chairs, and at last they fell asleep into three beds.)

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(When Goldielocks and her mother and father got home, they saw something was wrong.)

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("Some body's been eating the porridge," said Goldielocks, and they ate it all! And somebody's been sitting in those chairs!")

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(Going into her bedroom, Godlielocks let out a scream: "Somebody's been sleeping in the beds and they're still there!")

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(Hearing her scream, the three bears lept out of bed and ate Goldielocks and her parents up.)

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(Remember kids: Let sleeping bears lie.)

(This comment was modified on Dec 22, 2008 08:36 AM)

Thanks Heywood... I guess it just got too much for me to translate... you are a princeHelping an old lady out with her Grandma problems