Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie."
"I don't want no fucking cookie!" declared Johnny.
The teacher was shocked. She called Little Johnny's mother and scheduled her to come in for a meeting the next day.
When Little Johnny's mother arrived, the teacher had her hide behind the curtain until snack time came around.
As she came to Little Johnny, she again told him, "Here Little Johnny. It's time for your cookie."
"I told you yesterday, I don't want no fucking cookie!" stated Little Johnny again.
The teacher pulled aside the curtain and said to his mother, "See? Did you hear what he said?"
"So?" said his mother, "don't fucking give him one!"
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I have these in-laws that not only do they all actually talk like that but the nephew is named . . . JOHNNY! When I first heard this joke I SWORE that they were actually talking about these people.
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