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Hotel Reception
9 comments | Posted by Bamber 12 months ago

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As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No!" she said, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard!"

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konifur
Posted on Dec 15, 2008 at 03:10 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i love quickies.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 15, 2008 at 03:29 AM
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You mean you can do it 5 seconds too??? OMG!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Dec 15, 2008 at 03:36 AM
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i can if i`m in a hurry,(like if the police where on the way up the back lane) but i would rather take my time and take ten seconds and make sure i leave the girl satisfied.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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capttomguam
Posted on Dec 15, 2008 at 11:46 AM
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Now konifur........Quit calling your todgre a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur
Posted on Dec 16, 2008 at 02:01 AM
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shhhhhh! agh maaaan, you always give out my secrets captain.....that time i was caught in the bath..well i was washing it ...ok.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Token
Posted on Dec 17, 2008 at 02:16 AM
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Did she have one leg shorter than the other?
Was her name Ilene?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur
Posted on Dec 17, 2008 at 02:31 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i know she was born in summer as she was called Teresa green.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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