Of course I love ya darlin'
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab.
So ya belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best.
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get.
No matter what ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.
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She's a big lass an' a bonny lass an' she likes her beer
An' they caall her Cushie Butterfield an' Aa wish she was here.
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)