Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."
(The Daily Telegraph)
Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend.
(The Manchester Evening News)
Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like.
(The Guardian)
A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth accompanied by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common."
(The Times)
At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coast guard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge.
However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.
(Aberdeen Evening Express)
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....i had a bad build up of gas last week...but don`t worry my house is ok.
"arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear"
......i was accused for shoplifting for the same reason,but i got an apology.
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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