This guy stops at a pet store and finds a parrot for sale for only $75. Thinking he's found a great bargain, he pays for the bird and takes it home. As soon as he get home and pulls the cover off the cage, the parrot begins talking. Unfortunately, all of its comments are not only insulting but laced with some very inappropriate language. This parrot can swear like a sailor. He goes on for 5 minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's fowl mouth is driving him crazy.
Finally, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!". But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you!" and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a even the veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Sir I would like to apologize for my rude behavior. If you could please find it in your heart to forgive me and my boorish language, I promise in the future to avert from ever offending you again. I'm truly sorry about the trouble I gave you."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. "Well, OK, sure, I forgive you. You apparently have learned your lesson."
Then the parrot says, "By the way, pardon me for asking, but WHAT THE HELL DID THE CHICKEN DO?".
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