IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us
That one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough
Motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
the
Largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his
Head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that
1/2
Was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than
two..'
We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I
Gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her
a
Quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I
know,
But this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed
and
Went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
And he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they
could
Not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back
$1
And 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township
Administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our
Road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I
don't think this
Is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
the person
Behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, 'Has anyone
Put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I
replied, 'If it was without
My knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the
street. I was crossing with an
Intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what
t he buzzer was for. I
Explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What
On earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving
the company due to
'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We
should do this more often.'
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
itself and for the sake of her life,
Couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheri ffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
our car, we were told the
Keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and
found a mechanic working
Feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried t
He door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I
announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
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