Waking up late one morning, a lady quickly got dressed and rushes out the door to get to work. Walking briskly so as not to be late, she approaches a pet shop that had a parrot on a perch outside the door. As the lady just gets to the shop, the parrot takes one look at her and said, "Boy lady, are you ever ugly!"
Shocked and angered, she was tempted to stop and complain to the shop owner but couldn't spare the time. Rushing on she just barely makes it to work on time - and of course, being in a bad mood, everything seemed to go wrong that day.
On the way home, she sees the parrot is still outside. As she gets closer the parrot looks up, sees her and says, "Damn lady, I didn't think it was possible but you're uglier now than you were this morning!"
Now she has some time so she storms inside and has a few choice words for the shop owner, threatening a law suit, wanting the bird exterminated, etc. The owner somehow manages to calm her down and promises that he will make sure that the parrot will no longer insult her.
That evening the lady makes sure to get to bed at a reasonable hour and wakes up the next morning with plenty of time to get to work. She leaves her flat, and heads off to work. As she approaches the pet shop, there sits the parrot, on his perch. The parrot looks up, and the two of them lock eyes. The parrot says, "Hey lady . . . you know."
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