Themexican Maid 2 comments | Posted by konifur 14 months ago

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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this
and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than
me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?

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konifur Posted on Nov 08, 2008 at 12:58 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

hahahaha i posted this before i looked at the other blogs.
great minds think alike eh sweets.

(This comment was modified on Nov 08, 2008 12:59 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Heywood Posted on Nov 10, 2008 at 07:32 AM 797 tokens, 4.28 days wasted

I'll be telling this one at work tonight.

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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