A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he
was unable to get his manhood erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base
of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was
nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental
treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment
consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old
fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through
life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that
there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try
out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic
evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants
in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins
that continued to the point of being extremely painful.. To release the
pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid across the top
of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face
said, 'That was incredible! can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if
another bread roll will fit up my arse'
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