Trying To Commit Suicide 1 comments | Posted by konifur 14 months ago

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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked
her.


'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.


'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
your finger?'


'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in
the chest.'


'So then?' asked the doctor.


'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to
get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'


'So then?'


'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

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metalhed4200 Posted on Nov 07, 2008 at 06:20 AM 1,218 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted

I wonder how many blondes won't get that joke. me thinks... hmmm... all of them.

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