Installing A Husband 3 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 14 months ago

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Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: 
NBA 5.0, 
NFL 3.0  and 
Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 
Desperate.

 

DEAR DESPERATE, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: 
Cooking 3.0 and 
Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe! 

Tech Support 

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Prey Posted on Nov 05, 2008 at 02:22 PM 1,056 tokens, 1.97 weeks wasted

From my experience Nagging 5.3 (or later releases) can download the virus "fuck it i`m going to a bar to watch the football". This virus is very persistent and can take weeks if not months to remove. If nagging 5.3 is combined with "The garden is your job 2.1", the virus becomes permanent and can only be removed by dumping your entire system and moving to Guam and being very nice to CAPTOMGUAM.

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capttomguam Posted on Nov 11, 2008 at 09:48 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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Hey;......I heard that!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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DebzPage Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 03:14 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

Sweets you are so funny

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