i`m brave with a bottle of jack Danial's in me.

OK so you want to fight huh? You want to take us girls face on huh? I don't know why your friends don't just lock you up for your own damn good!!!! I sugest that you pop this jacket on and climb into a padded room right now... because I am going to get a coffee and if you are still here then be prepared to feel the pain!!! BRB

* wriggles out of jacket*

so ma am the truth hurts eh!

Let me show you the TRUTH Mr Konifur... You aint man enough to take this Lady on, I am pissed and you are going to know it!!!!!!

oh i love it when you are rough with me, have you any barbed wire to whip me with (HIC) hey babe got any JD.

Look in the mirror and tell me how brave you feel now Konifur!!!!!!

hell you are a girly there is no blood on my back yet.GO PLAY WITH YOU DOLLS !

got any JD

Oh, F*CK!!
Now you've gone and done it!!! Wait till she wakes up and see's this sh*t!!!! No, wait I'll send it to her,,MuWahahhahahahahahah ahahaha

* wakes up* ooooo my head. what have i done now.oh bugger,that bloody JD.shit i`m in for it now....anyone got an aspirin.

You may need these as well...

thanks bamber.have i been a bad lad again.

Here sweetheart take this it will cure all your ill's................





(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 08:51 AM)

if i slip Anne one of these will she blow me.
oh sorry it says " when LIFE just blows"
hey who drunk all my jack Daniels

(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 08:54 AM)

(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 08:55 AM)

I think you missed the last word there Steve...
AWAY

hay man i`m hung over but i fixed it.

Good morning Konifur... I'm back!!!! What the hell was all that shite about lastnight??? Why do you have to be such a mean drunk? You really hurt my feelings last night and if I didn't leave last night I was going to hurt you really bad!!!! You shouldn't drink Konifur cause you get mean... really nasty and it makes me so mad... Don't make me mad Konifur, you wouldnt like me when I get mad... I'm not happy with you

*Slams door* Ass-wipe!!!!

Damn it! Debz!; I don't wanna hear how "No one told me..." You just can't leave the "Jack" laying 'round where he can get at it! Jeez....I go away for a little bit, dealing with mean nasty ocean....and look whats happened while I waz gone! And don't even tell him 'bout hiding it....next time I get back he'll have torn the house down looking for it....If he even has an idea that there is any around; Thar'll be no stopping him!
So...there's a good girl....give us a kiss..go ahead...hug him to...O.K....all's forgiven now!?! Awwww....God Bless Ye....little angels you are!

something in here for you....lower...

(This comment was modified on Nov 05, 2008 09:09 AM)

What the hell you about??? Your next!!!
Debzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz,,, look what metalhed has said!!!!

I love the sight of bad blood being spilled!

So the young fella thinks us gals should be giggled at huh???? Maybe you whould wisely stand to the side Metalhed with Bamber... instead of being lead into Hell with your 'Friend' Konifur

yakerty yak yakerty yak eh,that all you get from there gals, remember bambers secretly on our side.
you know us men rule.

What??? All men drool,,What are you talking about? Oh,,,,
You said rule! You truly have missed your calling huh konifur??. The 10 sec, Ha-ha

And a few for you too!

Hey Metalhed...Howz it? You know?...I waz thinkin the same thing
Anyways....I was off island the last 3 days and when makin the Harbor entrance tonight, 'bout 50~60 yards out,....I could smell it...'rest of the boys could also! Was kind of a low tide smell.....really low! You know....moon phases and tide influences....monthly thing....all connected to the moon......and females!
Anyways....I know for a fact; that Konifur has been studying the art of "Pushing Her Buttons"!!!
He has conquered the 3rd. level! The "Which" and "Where" were easy....He has now mastered the "When". Not only the week, day... nor the hour, minute,...but to the second!!!!! 'Tis a dangerous knowledge to control...I only pray it does not destroy him.
KONIFUR; 'TIS NOT SAFE FOR YOU TO BE MESSING IN BAMBER'S THINGS!!!!!
Anyways my point being; It doesn't matter what you do or say right now.....YOU gonna be wrong no matter what!!!!! (what they gave me for trying to be nice)
Jeez....I thought the last 3 days was bad!?! No, NO, NOOOO!!! I just jumped right outta 1 storm and....Bigger-N-Shit...right into another one!

Welcome home honey!!!!
Aren't you happy to be home?!?!

Oh....Come on now Darlin....put the knife down...Honey....Hon..?! (I'm gettin outta here)

CAPTAIN! captain captain!
oh bugger, he`s gone.


debz you and the sisters are scaring off all my mates.ahhh and tom is a gentleman,a seaman yes but a not one of those loud drunken ones.
now go and get him to come back.....oh and debz,put the knife down first and be nice to him.

Hey Konifur;....How many redheaded Twisted Sisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None;...They just gets one of us NUTZ to do it!
p.s. That's why there "Twisted!"