Only full-grown male crickets can chirp………the female moan
Pollen lasts forever………not diamonds or love then
The LL in LL Bean stands for Leon Leonwood……must be related to Edwood Woodward
A butterfly has 12,000 eyes…… And still can’t see a spiders web
On the standard Rorschach test, there are 10 inkblots……should of used a Parker pen
The mouth produces a quart of saliva a day………Unless looking at a Pammy poster
Every continent in the world contains a city called Rome………not true
The albatross can sleep while in flight………so can I
Cat urine glows under a black light………I hope Grissom reads this
A horse expends more energy lying down than standing up……A good tip for us all
Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil……………Until I cook with it
The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci………Pity he had to wait over 250 yrs to try it
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum…………Until you chew it
An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs…………Tell that to Jean Luc Picard
There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus……………So it’s safer to kiss ass then
IBM's motto is 'Think…………………………It’s a pity they didn’t when Bill Gates approached them
The term karaoke means 'empty orchestra' in Japanese………I thought it was tone deaf
The water we drink is three billion years old………and tastes like it
All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives……only those born on Wednesdays.
Gandhi slept naked with women in order to test his mastery of celibacy………Of cause he did
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It only takes konifur ten seconds to ejaculate..........know way. no one takes that long
konifur`s wife only takes 8 seconds to orgasm........... she must fake it
Police have bigger balls than fire fighters..........they must sell more tickets
No one can belch and break wind at the same time...... someone please tell debz and konifur that, maybe they will stop trying
Mel Blanc has "THATS ALL FOLKS" engraved on his tombstone.......WELL THAT`S ALL FOLKS!
(This comment was modified on Nov 01, 2008 10:24 AM)
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)