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What Is It? #1
54 comments | Posted by Bamber 14 months ago
Trick-or-treating, Or Sex?
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We've not had a 'What Is It?' quiz before as far as I know. If this goes OK I might do them regularly.

OK - what was this machine used to manufacture?

I'll post the answer in a week.


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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 09:01 AM
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Bamber...Are you trying to spin some kind of a yarn on us?

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 09:12 AM
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It's a start, Tom.

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View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 09:57 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Is it another "feat" of engineering from Franz and Pope?

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 01, 2008 at 01:55 AM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

i had a feeling you would know mark....shever clit..i mean ...clever shit.i always say "par cark " as well.

BTW i have not a clue what that is.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 02:39 AM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

I reckon you know what it is - but this one was manufactured by Harrison's of Manchester.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:57 AM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

As you seem to know the answer, and I gave Sweets a prize, here is yours:


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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 09:50 AM
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O.K. Bamber! It is now 11/03/08, 03:49h. Guam time....I have looked at this "Tool" many, many, MANY times over the last three days since you posted it. Taking into consideration my 1st. comment....possibly only you understood,....and diagnosing the mechanics of it, I have come to the conclusion that it is a "Top Fed Wire Cable Braiding Machine"
BTW....Great Game!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 12:36 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Nope, sorry - I think Token has a good idea what it is - see his comment below.
And Easy knows the name of the major manufacturer of this type of machine - see his above.

(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 02:41 AM)

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 02:24 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

hehehe, yes, I know. I took the clue from Tom, and I was sure he knew what it was.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 06:14 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Well I suppose woollen thread is a kind of cable - close enough, have some socks.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 12:41 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

the word cold may have some thing to do with it as it is not a automatic toenail clipper,lol. so there is something the photo is not showing...is there anything on top of the top of the thin pipe.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 12:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oooh... you were doing all right, then went off on a tangent.
The only thing missing in the pictures is the thing the apparatus produces... which would sort of give it away, don't you think?


Oh, and the operator of course... someone has to turn the handle.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

* bangs head off wall *
ok
i put something cold in the top
it goes through
gets cut and comes out different.
am i right up till now.


boy i hope i get this job on thursday.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:17 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Not something cold.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:21 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!
* BANGS HEAD ON WALL *

i though COLD was my best clue

right this is my guess does it make fucking cigarettes.

i`m going to open my bottle of jack daniels i brought home from my holidays.

my head sore now.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:30 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Look at the bottom of the comments Steve - Sweets has worked it out.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 03:38 AM
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when you turn the handle does something fill up the hole in the top????

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 03:41 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Nope. You got so close with your comment above, then backed off.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 03:56 AM
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ok you sod,do you put some thing in the little hole in the top.it looks intricate so does it cut something.like ice.naw i`m off on a tangent again.lol.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:02 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Summat is stored in the hole in the top, which passes through the machine in a roundabout way and comes out different - but as what?

(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 04:05 AM)

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:06 AM
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(The above comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 04:05 AM)

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 09:15 AM
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Looks like a generator from a 1969 Chevy Impala
OK Bamber what is it? A coffee grinder? A drill press? tell us!!!!!!! please



Ammunition??? And I have to wait a week to know??

(This comment was modified on Oct 31, 2008 09:17 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 09:20 AM
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Yep - got to wait until next Friday.

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View Profile for adamadam
Posted on Nov 01, 2008 at 04:45 PM
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You have to find out for yourself first don't ya? I'm on to ya.

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 01:42 AM
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you got that wrong Adam, bamber is the mystic one, he knows all and see all, do not underestimate a wizard.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 01:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

give us a clue bamber just a little one.i have no idea.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

See Token's comment - he's on the right lines.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 02:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

I think it is a mechanical Cigarette Rolling Machine!!!!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 03:02 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Mabe it is a power generator for a light bulb.... but then again there isn't any light bulb so maybe not

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

If it had a metal ball on the top... it maybe a vandergraph?????... This is a shocking game


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 03:15 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

My feet are cold, I don't know if I can wait that long.
I like this " what is this", and hope it continues!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 12:37 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Who's a clever boy then... continue!

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:59 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

As you seem to know the answer, and I gave Sweets a prize, here is yours:


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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 08:27 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Here is where I found my answer.
www.oldtymestockings.com/SockMachinesforSale.html


Forgot to thank you for the socks. Thank you!

(This comment was modified on Nov 06, 2008 08:29 AM)

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

*mumbles to self*
HA! i got What Is It? #2 right and all i got is some shitty nails.
*continues to mumble to self*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 08:35 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

You're welcome.

You've missed #2 - I only posted it up yesterday but Konifur got it with his "Patent Random Guessing System". http://www.ugoto.com/picture_what_is_it_2.html

I'll try to remember to post another tomorrow.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 08:38 AM
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HEY WTF do you mean "Patent Random Guessing System"
i... i... i... ok it is Random Guessing System.but but but.....

damn bloody know it all wizard.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
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Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 10:21 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I think you only pretend to be nsbapoi.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
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Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 10:17 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

ahhhhhhh I have to quit getting so far behind.
Just getting replys caught up, and have not even looked at posts from the last few days yet.
I better go congratulate him.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 02, 2008 at 02:25 AM
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on simple manufacturing terms:

it probably made atleast 1 man angry
it made jesus cry
it made the world go round
it made friends
it made enemies
it made up
it made boom-boom in its pants

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
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Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:04 AM
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@ boom boom in its pants??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:10 AM
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An semi-automatic knitting socks machine??




(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 04:11 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
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Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:12 AM
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(This comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 04:28 AM)

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Did I win?
Did I Huh?
Whats my prize???? And don't say Konifur!

Well????

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:44 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Prize?

What else could it be, but...


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 05:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

do i not get a pair of socks as i gave out all the clues.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
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Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 05:06 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The way you're going on today you're more likely to need one of these...


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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 05:07 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

...inside one of these.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 05:20 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

I`M NOT SHCARED OF DEM DER GALS!!!! (hic)

thanks bamber i will wear it anyway.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
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Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 05:37 AM
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And rainbow coloured at that!!

Thank you ol'wise one.. I could make a good apprentis? No?


The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

so it`s cold as in cold feet was my clue*swigs more JD * and ash shuposhed to get (hic)from that (hic) bollocksh.it`s a fooking shock making machine (hic)
i hope the bashtards went oot of bushness ( hic)


WELL DONE NANCY)

PLEASE EXECPT THIS AWARD, AS I WOULD NEVER HAVE GOT IT IN A MILLION YEARS.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

...and this is how it works...
http://www.strands-knitwear.co.uk/welcome_movie.html

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

* swigs more JD *

i don`t givesh a fook now (HIC)

* swigs more JD and sings totally out of tune*


Oh Danny boy, the pipesh, the pipesh are calling
From glen to glen,(HIC) and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tish you, 'tish you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when shummer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's(HIC) hushed and white with snow
'Tish I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you sho.

* farts loudly and giggles*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
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Posted on Nov 03, 2008 at 04:28 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

(The above comment was modified on Nov 03, 2008 04:27 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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