if you think your life is bad,just think what it would be like to be an egg.
1...you get laid just once.
2...it takes 4 minutes to get hard and only 2 minutes to get soft.
3...you share you box with 5 others.
4...after 3 minutes in the hot tub you then get your head smashed in.
5...then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers.
6...the worst of all is the only chick to sit on your face is your mother.
so when you think your life is bad just think of the poor old egg.
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