10 Signs Your Too Old For Halloween 4 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 14 months ago

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Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween
1. You get winded from knocking on the door
2. You have to have someone chew the candy for you
3. You ask for high fiber candy only. 4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.
7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
8. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.
9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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konifur Posted on Oct 27, 2008 at 06:29 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

11..you open the door and shout,"PISS OFF, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy Posted on Oct 27, 2008 at 06:33 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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Yeah?? You think so?? Guess who's going to jail??? Not me !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Frank-J Posted on Oct 27, 2008 at 06:51 PM 1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

When I was in the army, before we were deployed,
on Halloween we went door to door in the housing area with a shot glass in hand.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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sweetbirdy Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 11:12 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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