A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards.
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to
appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This
guy
out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a
pair
of running Boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts
store?'
No,' the cook said. 'Three flat
tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs
sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.
'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought
about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans
and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?
She replied, 'I thought while you were
waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well
gas up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN.
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as you are all aware i have always stood up for the blonds.
because Sarah told me i had to.
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)