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16 comments | Posted by Sarah 14 months ago
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OMG !
I work for Victoria's Secret now.
It's awesome !!
The outfit they make you wear is pretty sexy. It's actually a rule that we glam it up a bit, while at work. So, I'm all sexified & maybe a little overly made up at work all day.
I have to measure women's chests all day, for proper bra sizing. Therefore...(the boys are all about to drop dead) I actually get paid to look at, touch & measure boobs all day long.
lol
Speaking of that... 70% of women are wearing the wrong size bra. LADIES ! Go get measured. And, do it every 6 months.
Moving on...
Men think it's hot that I work there. Women think it's cool.
I like it.
We get free stuff too ! I already got a $50 bra & $40 perfume.
Awesome !
Free stuff is the best stuff !

So.
Yeah.
That's it, I think.
lol

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View Profile for Ohiobabe513Ohiobabe513
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 08:29 PM
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haha im so jealous, chicky.
i cant even work yet.
stupid labor laws ):

Sarah-Do the Indians have crack?
Kristen-Nope. But We Do!

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 10:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Ohiobabe513's original comment

Don't worry, you will have the rest of your life to work!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 06:25 AM
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Comment in reply to Ohiobabe513's original comment

Don't dispair. Work is over rated. lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 10:17 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
Does it pay more than cutting hair? Do you get commission? I don't wanna hear about "tips" at this job lol!

So the one's with the wrong bra size do you call those customers boobs? Do you have a boobie prize? Getting paid to touch boobs, hmmm.

Good luck with the new job! You deserve it!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 06:31 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

It doesn't pay so much in a recession.
It's cool, though. I wanted a change. An all around change.
So, I got a new bf who's not cheating on me, while I'm in the hospital. So, that's fun. lol
I live all alone. Which is quite freeing, if I do say so myself.
I have an AWESOME new hairstyle. Which is always a good thing.
And, I got this new job.

So apparently, all I needed to do is get rid of Jahmel & my life would get 400 times better.
Saweeet !

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 28, 2008 at 01:50 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

But do you have all the correct equipment for the fitting?


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 28, 2008 at 01:55 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

i tell you what bamber if i had Sarahs job i would be in heaven.
i bet i would be good at it as well, i would probably earn the nickname "twinkle fingers"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 06:32 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Oopsy. Double post. lol

(This comment was modified on Oct 26, 2008 06:32 AM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 12:12 AM
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when youre happy, im happy! But wearing the wrong-sized bra is bad, it constricts the breasts and can mishape them

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 06:34 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Thanks, kiddo !
I was wearing the wrong bra size, all this time too !
lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 02:15 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
WAY TO GO SARAH!

glad to here about your job, don`t forget to send me a photo of you in your work outfit.
any chance you can get me a job there, as i`m still out of work,i would be very good at it and i sure can squeeze into any outfit

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 06:37 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You'd have to move to America.
Victoria's Secret refuses to go international.

:(

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for Ohiobabe513Ohiobabe513
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 08:48 AM
511 tokens, 6.91 days wasted
I'm probably wearing the wrong size too.

i should be wearing like a negative DD or something. lol

Sarah-Do the Indians have crack?
Kristen-Nope. But We Do!

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 09:07 AM
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Comment in reply to Ohiobabe513's original comment

i probably have mine spot on ,as i wear a trainer bra for my pert little man-boobs.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for Ohiobabe513Ohiobabe513
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 09:33 AM
511 tokens, 6.91 days wasted
wanna know something funny?

my brother has bigger bobs than me.

Sarah-Do the Indians have crack?
Kristen-Nope. But We Do!

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 27, 2008 at 06:00 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
i always say what i can`t get in my mouth is a waste.i do like a well tweaked nipple.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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